{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Tuesday, 01-May-12 02:27:57 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1308937","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7231\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rainbow Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">xxrainbowdashxx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because then they can have cool hair. If I ever have anything done with my hair, it's because someone in first period braided it for me."}