{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Joanne Bidet (scootabrew)'s status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 18:49:48 UTC","author_name":"Joanne Bidet (scootabrew)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scootabrew","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1317646","html":"I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman.""}