{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pinkie Pie (partypinkiestyle)'s status on Friday, 04-May-12 03:21:48 UTC","author_name":"Pinkie Pie (partypinkiestyle)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/partypinkiestyle","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1324629","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8634\" class=\"url\" title=\"christian schneider\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cajunbrony23<\/span><\/a><\/span> lol my matah teacher (who needs serious fashion help! i mean today she wore an ugly floral dresss with red lip stick) always yells at my class saying well never graduate highschool and have to wrk at mcdonalds for a living and then never marry and have kids and then die all just because we never passed geometry"}