{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Friday, 04-May-12 04:03:56 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1324952","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6809\" class=\"url\" title=\"Connor Lofton\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chipperlunaro<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wish my web browser could translate pages from English into Metallican: &quot;Click here to log innn-ah!&quot; &quot;You just won a free iPhonnne-ah!&quot; &quot;You have one friend requessst-ah!&quot;"}