{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 04-May-12 19:29:21 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1327889","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mint Breeze\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> &gt;place the computer above your crotch, with a heavy weight suspended by the CD drive. When the alarm sounds, have it close the drive, dropping the weight."}