{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Saturday, 28-May-11 03:52:38 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/132890","html":"This is why I carry a Portal Device...  *creates portals, moves away from targetted area*"}