{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Sunday, 06-May-12 02:59:49 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1333504","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12305\" class=\"url\" title=\"austin moody\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dudeinboots<\/span><\/a><\/span> Since you're a cowpony, I'm guessing your dad wears the pants. Don't kiss up to him, but don't be a rebelious hippiepony either. Find a good medium, work hard, pay your dues, and you'd be surprised how giving your parents can be."}