{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 06-May-12 14:15:39 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1336142","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't understand how anypony could \/possibly\/ think that garbage smells attractive.  My favorite is when they use it as an excuse not to shower."}