{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-12 16:36:38 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1353916","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8198\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Guiver\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">woona<\/span><\/a><\/span> What the buck, dude? Making up something like &quot;9 people died&quot; isn't a joke, it's not even slightly funny. :|"}