{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 10-May-12 14:56:06 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1358299","html":"&quot;The Bible doesn't mention anything about static electricity, so I think it's safe to assume the devil is trying to confuse you.&quot;\n\n\nOK this is now my excuse for everything. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/blamesatan\" rel=\"tag\">blamesatan<\/a><\/span> is the new hotness"}