{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 11-May-12 10:41:18 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1362670","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear RedEnchilada:\n\nThis letter serves as the formal notice of my intent to file a lawsuit against yourself for having a face that looks like a butt.\n\nIf you wish to resolve this matter without court action, Please forward one K-Mart Trixie to my home address within 14 days.  If I do not hear from your company, I will initiate a lawsuit.\n\nYour prompt attention is appreciated , \nCerulean Spark"}