{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 11-May-12 23:42:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1364821","html":"Oh, man, I just realized - I have a #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/moustache\" rel=\"tag\">moustache<\/a><\/span>, several Hawaiian shirts, and a relatively concealable semiautomatic handgun. It's time for me to go fight crime in the 80s!"}