{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 29-May-11 22:06:40 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/136673","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1475\" class=\"url\" title=\"James B\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vulcan539<\/span><\/a><\/span> I expected all news reporting in general to be hapless.  Only not &quot;hapless&quot;, because that word makes me think of a cute little nerd who never does anything right but you can't help but love him."}