{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 30-May-11 05:23:40 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/137586","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1163\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jay Trux\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainclop<\/span><\/a><\/span> I am a sober, extremely critical person who scolds anyone with bad grammar. I am like a modern communist. I am the Simon Cowell of RDN. I give you an 8."}