{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ditzy Doo (ditsydoo)'s status on Sunday, 13-May-12 23:52:18 UTC","author_name":"Ditzy Doo (ditsydoo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ditsydoo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1376439","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> You will be turned into rainbows\nEveryone will be so happy!\nYou'll be gone but that's okay, though.\nHey, cheer up, it's not that crappy!\n\nIf you assume it your life goal\nto convert into a rainbow\nyou'd dare not be disappointed\nonce I stuff you into this hole!\n\nThis is where we take your taxes,\nwhere we make the weather wanted.\nWe're not chemists so don't ask us\nhow this method got so vaunted.\n\nThis job does not need a degree\nthat is how they got stuck with me.\nI need this for healthcare, you see\nso I can afford therapy!"}