{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 30-May-11 14:06:29 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/138063","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zu Kraze\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zukraze<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm getting blinded by the brightness of my computer screen and munching on a honey bun while considering shoplifting a pony because I can't afford them."}