{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 15-May-12 20:37:00 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1386685","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7988\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ben VALENTINE DePaul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cloudchaser<\/span><\/a><\/span> 1. Keep talking about that.  2. He keeps shouting.  3. His girlfriend realises how mean he his.  4. She dumps him?  5. Talk to her about ponies."}