{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Derpy Hooves News (derpyhoovesnews)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-12 04:54:23 UTC","author_name":"Derpy Hooves News (derpyhoovesnews)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpyhoovesnews","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1396595","html":"Can't lift over 25 pounds, can't bend, can't twist, they call it "light duty" which does not exist at my job.  As of today my credit card -"}