{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 00:15:09 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/139745","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1163\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jay Trux\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainclop<\/span><\/a><\/span> You should use my new patented Black Mesa Human Affection Locater! It uses your DNA sample and (questionably) legal Long range brain monitoring devices to check whether someone loves you!"}