{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 01:42:27 UTC","author_name":"Steve D. (delc17)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/delc17","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/140124","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/870\" class=\"url\" title=\"jaden stock\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fluttershy321<\/span><\/a><\/span> My parents told me that for their cookout today, there were going to be 5 different kinds of sausages and that it was gonna be a sausage fest.  The internet made me almost injure himself to keep from laughing.  I told her I really had to go and exploded with laughter afterwards, then called her back and finished.  I did not tell her about why i hung up though"}