{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Friday, 18-May-12 02:35:06 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1401709","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"DirtyChildren\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dirtychildren<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;I'm only talking to you because you insist on calling me. Look, Ma, you're not going to be around forever, and I'd like to be able to support myself so that I won't have to worry when I can't depend on you any more.&quot; Alternatively, turn the phone off during class and say your battery died."}