{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"JD (bentokitty)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 03:39:29 UTC","author_name":"JD (bentokitty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bentokitty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/140720","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nope.layer paper towels on both sides of the bacon to catch the drippings, and then use two plates face to face  to make a ghetto steamer. Cooks in its own fluids but also wicks them away."}