{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-12 04:14:31 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1407422","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12658\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy Doo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ditsydoo<\/span><\/a><\/span> Itwas an accident! He was cold, so he made a fire. When I got back, I thought the whole place was on fire! It's the depth perception's fault! I though my hooves were all solid and then 'woosh'!"}