{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"... (tenebarius)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-12 05:37:45 UTC","author_name":"... (tenebarius)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenebarius","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1413364","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would answer your question, but somepony somewhere would freak out over what I say and then I'd have to shut up about Jesus pony so.... *Generic answer here*"}