{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Monday, 21-May-12 02:15:53 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1418560","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/confession\" rel=\"tag\">confession<\/a><\/span> I cant use public bathrooms and I have never used one."}