{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Monday, 21-May-12 02:34:57 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1418690","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"DirtyChildren\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dirtychildren<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I had to go over to the human Equestria because you really can't fire a rifle with these hooves. I realize I'm not the best looking in human form, but I quickly ran back to pony Equestria. ;D"}