{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Madyson Bickel (madykatt)'s status on Monday, 21-May-12 03:06:50 UTC","author_name":"Madyson Bickel (madykatt)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/madykatt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1418862","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/confession\" rel=\"tag\">confession<\/a><\/span> when i go to a new restaurant I order a burger in order to rate the place, regardless of what they primarily sell. i do this bc anyone can make a burger, but most places phone it in on burgers. If a place don't have burgers, then they are DOA"}