{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am best poni (foxgopher)'s status on Monday, 21-May-12 17:21:33 UTC","author_name":"I am best poni (foxgopher)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/foxgopher","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1422585","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I may have a solution. I got my Scootaloo due to some sort of transdimensional time warp. Could we not just do the same thing for you? They'd never have to know."}