{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:16:03 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1434848","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear [s]weather[\/s] Gherkin, [s]stop being so hot. K\u0336t\u0336h\u0336x\u0336b\u0336a\u0336i\u0336.\u0336 On second thought, instead of doing that, DON'T[\/s] #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/bananass\" rel=\"tag\">kiwis.<\/a><\/span>"}