{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:21:35 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1434872","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear [s]w\u0336e\u0336a\u0336t\u0336h\u0336e\u0336r\u0336 G\u0336h\u0336e\u0336r\u0336k\u0336i\u0336n\u0336,\u0336 Buttshaft[\/s] butts butts butts [s]s\u0336t\u0336o\u0336p\u0336 b\u0336e\u0336i\u0336n\u0336g\u0336 s\u0336o\u0336 h\u0336o\u0336t\u0336.\u0336 K\u0336t\u0336h\u0336x\u0336b\u0336a\u0336i\u0336.\u0336 O\u0336n\u0336 s\u0336e\u0336c\u0336o\u0336n\u0336d\u0336 t\u0336h\u0336o\u0336u\u0336g\u0336h\u0336t\u0336,\u0336 \u0336 i\u0336n\u0336s\u0336t\u0336e\u0336a\u0336d\u0336 o\u0336f\u0336 d\u0336o\u0336i\u0336n\u0336g\u0336 t\u0336h\u0336a\u0336t\u0336,\u0336 D\u0336O\u0336N\u0336'\u0336T\u0336 #\u0336b\u0336o\u0336n\u0336e\u0336r\u0336s\u0336.\u0336[\/s] butts butts [s]lol[\/s] butts butts"}