{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:38:12 UTC","author_name":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/toksyuryel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1434963","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> He has them by necessity but he doesn't want to use them because it's not his job."}