{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 23:50:34 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1435576","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Toksyuryel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">toksyuryel<\/span><\/a><\/span> To respond on his own level: Ted Dziuba is cancer. &quot;Hey, they say this thing scales pretty well, but look, if I make it do a long-running computation without putting it in a callback as any non-braindead Node coder would, it goes slow. Therefore it's terrible.&quot;"}