{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-12 07:50:19 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1437785","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh... er, I was trying to be witty. Cos Rosetta Stone sounded, to me at least, like some sort of crystalline drug concoction. Like a Chinese Rock. Anyway... I failed. On a more serious note, I have considered getting a Rosetta Stone program for Italian."}