{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-12 08:42:57 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1437949","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Barton Flank\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheart<\/span><\/a><\/span> Also, given my wording, I was half expecting you to answer along the lines of &quot;no, I definitely wouldnwt like one&quot;. :P"}