{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-12 15:25:14 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1439090","html":"For some reason, I can't shake the notion that next door's cat perceives me as nothing more than a can opener that achieved sentience."}