{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Friday, 25-May-12 03:16:01 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1442090","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">callisto<\/span><\/a><\/span> Uhm I've gone streaking twice and skinny dipping once. Ive drank tobacco spit, Clorox, and toilet water. UMMMMMM I got my ears pierced with a thumb tack i found in school. Uhm All I can think of."}