{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Friday, 25-May-12 09:46:09 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1443007","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I bet it was only you and maybe one other kid (probably named Kevin because there's a Kevin suck-up in every class) who were doing it. I bet you gave him puppydog eyes and brought up all the past experiences you shared together when you asked him to prefer you or whatever. I bet you'll get a wedgie for being such a huge NERD!"}