{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-12 05:12:46 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1446756","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> DONT WORRY! I HAVE A BAZOOKA. *loads bazooka with maple syrup*"}