{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-12 13:48:31 UTC","author_name":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/toksyuryel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1448102","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> 3. When Gherkin is restrained by a lifesize giraffe plushie that refuses to let go."}