{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-12 20:52:39 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1449753","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"James Chapman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> Eh, we'll make do. First thing being, as the resident Scoota-- completely normal colt, I'll be the new @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span>. After all, someone needs to be the butt, as it were, of Cerulean's butt jokes."}