{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Monday, 28-May-12 06:26:30 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1457014","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11594\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elmike Gutierrez\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">neon1ights<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would pay someone but the people at my school are stoner hipsters. All my friends are retards like me."}