{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"not a clever pony (wiipon3)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-12 19:16:19 UTC","author_name":"not a clever pony (wiipon3)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wiipon3","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1463601","html":"Just when i was sure that things couldnt get any weirder with news reports. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calgaryherald.com\/news\/Police+shoot+naked+eating+another+face+bizarre+Miami+incident\/6691258\/story.html\" title=\"http:\/\/www.calgaryherald.com\/news\/Police+shoot+naked+eating+another+face+bizarre+Miami+incident\/6691258\/story.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.calgaryherald.com\/news\/Police+shoot+naked+eating+another+face+bizarre+Miami+incident\/6691258\/story.html<\/a> This happens. Either an outbreak of &quot;Hannibal lectere&quot; followers is occuring or perhaps a new wave of cannibalism. Im not going to say its &quot;Zombies&quot; on the off chance that jinxes the scenario."}