{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Macpony55 (macpony55)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-12 00:24:07 UTC","author_name":"Macpony55 (macpony55)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/macpony55","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1469278","html":"Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that murdering a human is a lot easier to get away with as opposed  to murdering a printer. Ink just refuses to come off the hands the way blood does. Sincerely, Butthurt"}