{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-12 23:20:40 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1474448","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Burnt toast? That's not very good, but jam is awesome! What kinda jam?"}