{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 01-Jun-12 07:59:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1476689","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Pony Formerly Known As Ponydude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> Mcdonalds is made from ponies. Why do you think you never see them? Because Mcdonalds captures them and grinds them into burgers.\n\nIt's like rainbow factory but with subpar cheeseburgers."}