{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Friday, 01-Jun-12 08:19:58 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1476760","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15307\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeffrey Baldwin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theangelofrazgriz<\/span><\/a><\/span> It appears you have just discovered a reason to stay at your computer for the rest of your life, welcome to RDN!"}