{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Saturday, 02-Jun-12 02:24:53 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1480280","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why can't I do both? Nothing's stopping me."}