{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Jun-12 00:54:59 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1493660","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mint Breeze\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> Now I have lost my last shred of humanity. Now I'm some heartless buffoon. Why do I have the sudden urge to overly tanned and yell &quot;T-shirt time!&quot;"}