{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aeniug2 (aeniug2)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 07:40:53 UTC","author_name":"Aeniug2 (aeniug2)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aeniug2","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1499760","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> except for that one girl working at that hardware store... She didn't know what matches were... she just kept giving me a confused look and saying &quot;you mean the automatic ones?&quot; while making a lighter motion with her hand.... :("}