{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 20:01:07 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1501860","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">comradeconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Chinese have started using crossbows because there's less risk of detonating a suicide bomber than with firearms. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/themoreyouknow\" rel=\"tag\">themoreyouknow<\/a><\/span>"}